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 Post subject: Male Logic
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:43 am  |  Posted from: Canada
  

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Male logic... flawless
This is a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane?


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 Post subject: Re: Male Logic
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:54 am  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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Brilliant :up :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Male Logic
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:23 pm  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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:lol: :lol:

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