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Are you Irish

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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer walked into a shop and asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask You something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why then did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because this is a hardware shop. :D


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Re: Are you Irish

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Good one!! :P :P :P
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Re: Are you Irish

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Smile! It confuses people
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:lol: :lol:
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