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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

Three brothers aged 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses.

He yells downthe stairs “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”

The 94 year old yells back “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.”

He starts up thestairs and pauses, and then he yells “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to hisbrothers. He shakes his head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” Knocks on wood for good luck then yells “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who is at the door.