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Post by Horus » Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:42 pm

A man and a woman travelling on a train and the woman says to the man “every time I see you smile I just want to invite you over to my place” The man is encouraged and says “wow that’s great, are you single?” The woman replies “No I am a dentist”

Some people are like Slinkies … Not really good for anything, but they put a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.

I recently called an old engineering buddy of mine and asked what he was working on these days. He replied that he was working on “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment”

I was impressed until after a further inquiry I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife’s supervision.


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