What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada… Diamond Ds brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding — with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.
Work on Diamond Ds progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the brothel and burned it to the ground!
After the brothel burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about the power of prayer.
But late last week Big Jugs Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher, and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church … was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business — either through direct or indirect divine actions or means.
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the buildings demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiffs complaint and the defendants reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a brothel owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it’s all nonsense.
Brothel Sues a Church
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