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LovelyLadyLux
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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 75.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 73.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your
glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old
enough to know your way around, you're not going
anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out
of control, mud slides, flooding, severe
thunder storms tearing up the country from one end
to another, and with the threat of bird flu and
terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time
to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.


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:lol: :lol: some good ones in there. :up
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Today my neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden all day completely topless!

Just wish his wife would do the same. :P
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:lol: :lol:
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