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Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino


The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H G Wells


I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham


While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman


If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon


You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino


I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino


Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray


The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle


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