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LovelyLadyLux
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by LovelyLadyLux » Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:55 pm
Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H G Wells
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray
The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle
Golf
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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair, sighing heavily with frustration.
'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you...
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Loved it! Reminded me of my dear father, who loved to tell shaggy dog stories to the chagrin of my mother. 8)
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Last post by Mad Dilys
Wed May 27, 2015 9:42 pm
Golf
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Many years ago during my early married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart one day. Elizabeth, a very very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya
Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:52 pm
Golf
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya
Wed May 24, 2017 9:29 am
Golf Lesson
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A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse...
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:))) :a8:
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Last post by Horus
Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:15 am
Golf Ball & Sand Wedge
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A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet.
Then the woman's husband also comes...
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Didn't see that coming. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Grandad
Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:04 am