Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises, and took little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he actually works for Nancy Pelosi (Or insert your most disliked poitician! ), but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Johnny
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Re: Johnny
Not a lot I can say about that LLL. I know you have posted it in 'Just 4 Fun' but there are ramifications to the tale.
For ever, my neck of the woods has been Conservative and the last MP had a good reputation in the area. In the 2017 General Election some upstart Labour candidate won the seat deposing the long standing and respected Conservative candidate.
She had failed to win a seat on the earlier local County Council elections. As university students living (temporarily) in the city can register to vote, her activists got amongst the students and it was easy to win them over.
I have no reason to hate our new Member of Parliament but I do hate the way students can be manipulated when they have no interest or allegiance to local politics. Many come from countries around the world....
For ever, my neck of the woods has been Conservative and the last MP had a good reputation in the area. In the 2017 General Election some upstart Labour candidate won the seat deposing the long standing and respected Conservative candidate.
She had failed to win a seat on the earlier local County Council elections. As university students living (temporarily) in the city can register to vote, her activists got amongst the students and it was easy to win them over.
I have no reason to hate our new Member of Parliament but I do hate the way students can be manipulated when they have no interest or allegiance to local politics. Many come from countries around the world....
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Re: Johnny
We have electoral things happening here too. All our non-Conservative politicians seemingly now want to lower the voting age to 16 where they are more able to swing and sway student populations.
Right now our Politics are terrible mess. Our PM has been caught in a huge serious scandal.
Right now our Politics are terrible mess. Our PM has been caught in a huge serious scandal.
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