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Getting a Gun



Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."



Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!



As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.



I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.

…. I still don't think I looked that bad! … I just need to wear underwear more often.


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