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Speeders

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Cautiously approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies inside, two in the front seat and three in the back seat all white as ghosts and wide eyed.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "I can see you weren't speeding, but you should also know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... twenty-two miles per hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The Police officer, trying valiantly to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These other women seem awfully shaken up; they haven't made a peep the whole time I’ve been talking to you," the officer asks?


"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute or two officer. We just got off Highway 189."


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