HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS
ONE;
MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH
SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..........
'YES, YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT
UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED FACED,
FAT-ASSED,
GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-B.....
ASKED,
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
Has this happened to you?
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Re: Has this happened to you?
I thought this when I joined what is known as the "Seniors Center" here. Couldn't believe all the OLD people going there (which included me).
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Luv it
And LLL, I wish you would stop all this getting old stuff. As far as I can guess, I believe you are probably the youngest or next to youngest of the group so STOP IT! I expect we have all had injections but I would concede that you are probably the first, as you have made a point of telling us, in your bum
And LLL, I wish you would stop all this getting old stuff. As far as I can guess, I believe you are probably the youngest or next to youngest of the group so STOP IT! I expect we have all had injections but I would concede that you are probably the first, as you have made a point of telling us, in your bum
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Yup and my bum is still sore from the last shot on Thursday too. I mean - what shot in the arse does perk you up?
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I know an Egyptian who, when he was a conscript was being bullied by another chap while they were relaxing by the campfire. The bully poked him in the bum with his gun to make him move away from the fire but the victim pulled it way...……...as the gun went off and shot him through the buttock. Ouch!
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@MD - that is my point - a shot in the arse usually perks you right up!
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He didn't mind as it got him off the parade ground for the rest of his allotted time. He did offer to show me his scars, but I declined with thanks.
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