First there was a jar .......

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First there was a jar .......

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> A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
> sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
>
> He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He
> approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
>
> "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the
> money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."
>
> The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are
> the three tests"
>
> "You have got to pay first," says the bartender, "that's the rules."
>
> So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10
> which he stuffs into the jar.
>
> "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
>
> First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or
> less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
>
> "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You
> have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
>
> "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
> have to take care of that problem."
>
> The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 - but I'm not an idiot! I
> will not do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila
> and then do all those other things!"
>
> "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
>
> As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says,
> "Where's the damn tequila?
>
> He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
>
> Tears stream down both cheeks - but he doesn't make a face - and he
> drinks it in 58 seconds!
>
> Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained
> to a pole.
>
> Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and
> sounds of a terrible fight - then nothing but silence!
>
> Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers
> back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding
> from bites and gashes all over his body.
>
> He drunkenly says, "Now... where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"


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:lol: :lol: An old un but still funny
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:lol: :lol:
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