The largest condom factory in the States burned down.
President Trump was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!
I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned
to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms
will be used up by the end of the week."
Trump: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all
those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from
Mexico
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day
with this one. We'll be a laughing stock.. What about Canada ?"
Trump: "Okay, I'll call Justin Trudeau and tell him we need five
million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way,
they'll continue to respect us as Americans."
Three days later, a delighted President Trump ran out to open the
first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of
condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... all
colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:
MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: SMALL
Factory
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