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Cannibal

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:37 pm
by LovelyLadyLux
The Cannibal



A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came

upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked

over the menu....


Tourist: $5.00

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00

Democrat Baked or Grilled: $100.00



The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for a Democrat?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of ****, it takes all morning."

Re: Cannibal

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:02 am
by Kiya
:lol: :lol: