Seniors

A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.

Moderators: DJKeefy, 4u Network

Post Reply
User avatar
LovelyLadyLux
Egypt4u God
Egypt4u God
Posts: 11596
Joined: Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:12 pm
Location: Canada
Has thanked: 417 times
Been thanked: 2714 times
Canada

Seniors

Post by LovelyLadyLux »

Am I getting to that age?

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond.


I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"


The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
And friends who care.


Post Reply
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post
  • Seniors
    by LovelyLadyLux » » in Just 4 Fun
    2 Replies
    719 Views
    Last post by Kiya
  • Seniors
    by LovelyLadyLux » » in Just 4 Fun
    4 Replies
    1180 Views
    Last post by Grandad
  • Seniors AGAIN!
    by LovelyLadyLux » » in Just 4 Fun
    0 Replies
    1823 Views
    Last post by LovelyLadyLux
  • Seniors
    by LovelyLadyLux » » in Just 4 Fun
    2 Replies
    672 Views
    Last post by Kiya
  • God and Seniors
    by LovelyLadyLux » » in Just 4 Fun
    0 Replies
    1095 Views
    Last post by LovelyLadyLux