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Post by LovelyLadyLux » Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:34 am

Wife to her Accountant husband:
What is inflation?

Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48.

Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION.

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Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!

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Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability.

But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.

A- Monopoly should be broken.

B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If you have 1 wife, She fights with you!

If you have 2 wives, They will fight for you!

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When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You wonder, what happened.

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Philosophy of marriage :

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...

Later, somehow don't know why...alphabets get reversed...

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Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!



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