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Husband and Wife

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Husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine."

The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking.

Bedtime comes 'round and the husband starts getting amorous.

The wife says, "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand."



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Re: Husband and Wife

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