Connie and Evelyn

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Connie and Evelyn

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Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench

Outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short
One, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any
Fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that
Stupid, boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.

So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried
Flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then,
Completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front
Door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie
Came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked Evelyn.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement...!''


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