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After 10 years, the wife started to think their kid looked kinda strange so she decided to do a DNA test

She found out the child was actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well you don't remember, do you. When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed our baby had pooped.

Then you said: 'Please go change the baby; I'll wait for you here.'

So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."



Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.


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