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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has
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helped you most in your life?”
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The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called
‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your
wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !
For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humor ??
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the
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best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get
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married and wonder what happened!
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to
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handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot
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of improvement!?
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means
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is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his
sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "

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