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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animal you eat before they are born and after they die
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
SECRET: A story you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have similar to my character lines.
OLD: I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
~ And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!
For all of you who wonder why folk from other countries have a bit of trouble with the English language. This is a clever piece put together by an English...
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Since I lived in the USA and although I couldn't vote I did take an interest in their Presidential Elections. Can't say I've been impressed in the least by Obama. There have been on-going calls from...
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Have you ever invented a word? I'm not sure I have but I have adopted and incorporated into my own speaking words phrases and words I'd heard other people use. Some people have invented special words...
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