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Lawyer and Cop

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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish cop's expense!

Scottish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Scottish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Scottish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Scottish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Scottish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Scottish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living **** out of the
lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "


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Re: Lawyer and Cop

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:lol: :lol:
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Re: Lawyer and Cop

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I always thought education in Scotland was better than in England :lol: :lol:
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