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Keeps you Humble

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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?Well... you'lllove this one.


My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS Diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my school class some 40 years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

Yes he said, I am a Mustang he gleamed with pride.

When did you graduate? I asked.

He answered in 1967, why do you ask?

You were in my class, I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely, then this ugly, old, bald, wrinkle faced, fat-assed, gray haired decrepit son of a bitch asked me..........

“What did you teach?"


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