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At the Bank

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Justin Trudeau walks into a Royal Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?”

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Trudeau: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Justin Trudeau, the leader of the Liberal Party of Canada!!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CIDC legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Trudeau: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Trudeau, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Trudeau: "Mon dieu. I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look Mr. Trudeau , here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque.

So, Mr. Trudeau, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?" Trudeau stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Trudeau?"


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: nice one
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Right now in the world of politics Trudeau is back from Trade talks with China in that because of his "agenda" (carbon neutral, gender equal and on and on) they essentially refused to talk to him, basically called the talks off and ushered him back here.

He also recently was a 'no show' at Pacific Trade talks and just didn't show up to sign the trade deal. Another major embarrassment to have a leader pull a no show. Australia was super upset with us and said so loudly however I do believe the Asian countries said LOTS but kept it behind closed doors.

He is also still defending that we ALL need to have a group hug with all returning ISIS fighters vs hunting them down like the inhuman animals they are and dispatching them quickly as most other countries are doing.
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:lol: :lol:
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