Paintings and the French

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Paintings and the French

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This is why we teach language in school, I think.

The price of gasoline in France ?
 
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away  when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."
 
"I had no Monet

to buy Degas
 
to make the Van Gogh."
 
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 


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Very good! My Grandson will love it, like all the others I've sent him from your posts. Thank you.
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@MD - je vous en prie
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