Arrogance of Old Age

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Arrogance of Old Age

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“ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE” 

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.  I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open. She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
 
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, “I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?"
 
 
 


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:lol: :lol:
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Keep 'em coming LLL :lol: :lol:
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