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Looking forward to someday learning...“how to text??”


Something for all you “elder romantics . . .”

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears........

I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet.  Please advise."


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:lol: :lol:
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:D :lol: :lol: :up
Smile! It confuses people
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:lol: :lol:
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