Engineers

[LovelyLadyLux]

An Engineer dies... and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the
level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a
while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer
is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it
going down there?"
Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what
this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God is horrified. "What?
You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down
there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! “
Satan says,
"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him.”
God
says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue.”
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs,
"and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

[Kiya]

[Horus]

so true