Snips

[LovelyLadyLux]

A Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
 
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
 
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
 
He replied, "They had avocados."
 
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again.
Men will get it the first time.
 
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Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
 
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
 
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
 
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
 
WIFE: "In the river"
 
 
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This is a frightening  
statistic !
 
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
 
That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
 
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He must pay!  
 
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
 
Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
 
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Today’s Short Reading From the Bible...  
 
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
 
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed 

[Kiya]