If you don't swear when driving you're obviously not paying attention to the road
If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you.
You're never childless when you have a husband
Why does toilet paper need a commercial on TV. Who is not buying this?
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
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Seriously do not die a virgin. There are terrorists up there waiting for you!
I like the last one
