God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking, and unmarried sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt,pulled my panties to one side and made love to me right then and there.
They don't like that in heaven, said God.
The woman replied: They're not too happy about it in Costco either.
God and the Lady
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