Good Night Kiss

A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.

Moderators: DJKeefy, 4u Network

Post Reply
User avatar
LovelyLadyLux
Egypt4u God
Egypt4u God
Posts: 11596
Joined: Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:12 pm
Location: Canada
Has thanked: 417 times
Been thanked: 2714 times
Canada

Good Night Kiss

Post by LovelyLadyLux »

GOOD NIGHT KISS:

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each

other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and

smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you have sex with me?"


Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"


"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks, grinning at her.


"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"


"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"


"No way. It's just too risky!"


"Oh please, please, I love you so much!"


"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"


"Oh yes you can. Please?"


"No, no. I just can't"


"I'm begging you..."


Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's older sister

shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice, she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and have sex with him, or I can do it... or if need be

mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake, tell

him to take his hand off the intercom!"


User avatar
Horus
Egypt4u God
Egypt4u God
Posts: 12363
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:15 am
Location: UK
Has thanked: 1658 times
Been thanked: 2213 times
Gender:
United Kingdom

Re: Good Night Kiss

Post by Horus »

:lol: :lol: :lol: very good :up
Image
Post Reply
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post
  • Last Kiss
    by LovelyLadyLux » » in Just 4 Fun
    2 Replies
    349 Views
    Last post by Kiya
  • WOW - What a night!!!!
    by DJKeefy » » in Myth, Magic and Spirituality
    3 Replies
    9912 Views
    Last post by Scottishtourist
  • How was your night?
    by Winged Isis » » in News and Sport
    2 Replies
    1343 Views
    Last post by LovelyLadyLux
  • Night Out
    by LovelyLadyLux » » in Just 4 Fun
    0 Replies
    812 Views
    Last post by LovelyLadyLux
  • The Night Manager
    by Horus » » in General Discussions and Rants
    9 Replies
    3346 Views
    Last post by Ruby Slippers