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For today

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:41 am

Why did the right triangle go to the beach?

Because, it was 90 degrees!

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Q: Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?
A: Because he is 2 square

Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had so many problems.

Q: What is a bird's favorite type of math?
A: Owl-gebra

Q: What is a French mathematician's favorite pick up line?
A: "Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?"

Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees



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Re: For today

Post by Horus » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:40 am

:lol: some groaners there LLL
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