Riddle
Today's riddle for seniors...Here is the situation:
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this very dangerous situation ?
Answer below
Get your drunken ass off the merry-go-round and go home!
Today's Riddle for Seniors
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Re: Today's Riddle for Seniors
Why is it that we 'SENIORS' are usually the but of your jokes LLL ?
Excuse me a moment! I just need to change my incontinence pad
Excuse me a moment! I just need to change my incontinence pad
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Re: Today's Riddle for Seniors
We Seniors are the BUTt of my jokes cause ALL my friends keep sending me jokes ONLY related to Seniors!!! (Like they must think I'm OLD or something! )
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