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Today's Riddle for Seniors

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Today's riddle for seniors...Here is the situation:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop-off.

On your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.



What must you do to get out of this very dangerous situation ?


















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:lol: The old ones are the best
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Why is it that we 'SENIORS' are usually the but of your jokes LLL ?

Excuse me a moment! I just need to change my incontinence pad :lol: :lol: :lol:
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We Seniors are the BUTt of my jokes cause ALL my friends keep sending me jokes ONLY related to Seniors!!! (Like they must think I'm OLD or something! ;) ;) )
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:))) :))) :))) :))) :)))
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