A story of Cairo
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intervened, crying out, "Zees woman iz a faraud. Zee is not really a zubborter of the gareat brezeedent Obama. Zee tink zat you sabeak a Hawaii/Chicago accent. A real zubborter knows zat Obama zebeakes with a Kanzaz accent. The great I knowz zis becuz I vizit all zee great 50 satates before and I was baid large sums of money to entertain blue haired ladies with my tales of discovering gold and byramidz in every one of them. Who do you believe, I zee great Zahi or zee woman who is from Arkanzaws and therefore zertainly voted for Hillary in zee barimary." Obama cocked his head for a moment, and realized that Zahi had a point. He had chosen Hillary to be his secretary of state solely because he believed the statement, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Could this PR be a wolf in sheep's clothing? He didn't have time to find out though, as suddenly Goddess came between all of them and started shaking her large mane of hair under Obama's nose and asked..
Look at my blue hair ! wotcha think Barak O' Bummer?
I'm one of Zahi's blue haired ladies and I was wondering if Michelle ever thought of having a blue rinse like mine. It's all the rage in Luxor you know.
Obama and Zahi were then rendered speechless as Goddess flicked her blue mane forwards and backwards in the most erotic and tantalizing way and then thrusting her hips and pelvis towards Zahi, started to sway to the 'Dance of the 7 Whales' in her dayglow tangerine chiffon
Zahi completely entranced, and Obama leaning against the motorcade car eyes like dinner plates ducked just in time as a granite statuette of bast flew out of Glyphs hand and knocked Goddess out of the arms of the now panting and sweaty Zahi and whacked him on the head . With a black resin like substance oozing from his gaping head wound Zahi............
I'm one of Zahi's blue haired ladies and I was wondering if Michelle ever thought of having a blue rinse like mine. It's all the rage in Luxor you know.
Obama and Zahi were then rendered speechless as Goddess flicked her blue mane forwards and backwards in the most erotic and tantalizing way and then thrusting her hips and pelvis towards Zahi, started to sway to the 'Dance of the 7 Whales' in her dayglow tangerine chiffon
Zahi completely entranced, and Obama leaning against the motorcade car eyes like dinner plates ducked just in time as a granite statuette of bast flew out of Glyphs hand and knocked Goddess out of the arms of the now panting and sweaty Zahi and whacked him on the head . With a black resin like substance oozing from his gaping head wound Zahi............
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........... started to revert back to his real self, yes! Zahi Hawass was really the mummy of Rameses II, his secret was out! this is how he made all of his amazing discoveries, because he was actually there at the time they were being built. The gang stared in disbelief as his features morphed into the famous Pharaoh's mummy, yes they could see it all now! the large hooked nose, the massive ego, the battered old hat on his shrunken head, it was all falling into place. He reached out a withered hand and grasping a handful of Goddess's flowing mane in his claw like fingers drew her towards him. "She is mine forever" he cackled as he ..................
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pulled her closer, the oily resin seeping onto the floor.
heh heh heh cackled the Zahi Ramsis figure. Obama and Glyph watched in horror.
Obama's secret CIA bodyguards drew their guns in disbelief staring at the figure which now had Goddess under his arm, her legs swirling around trying to escape.
Obama looked at the bodyguards, then the figure, back to the bodyguards, then to the screaming Goddess...........'lets have some dialogue' he gulped. 'I want to engage in some meaningful dialogue with you'...........'I don't want to nuke you'...........'we can sort this out'. The bodyguards warily put their guns back in their holsters and stepped back a few steps to let the Prez step forward with his hand outstretched towards the rotting and resin covered Ramsis.
Ebikatsu and PR Chick looked at Glyph who was by now weeping on the pavement at the transformation of her idol into her greatest idol of all time.....the GREAT RAMSIS........her eyes sparkled, she reached out her hand to Ramsis........................
heh heh heh cackled the Zahi Ramsis figure. Obama and Glyph watched in horror.
Obama's secret CIA bodyguards drew their guns in disbelief staring at the figure which now had Goddess under his arm, her legs swirling around trying to escape.
Obama looked at the bodyguards, then the figure, back to the bodyguards, then to the screaming Goddess...........'lets have some dialogue' he gulped. 'I want to engage in some meaningful dialogue with you'...........'I don't want to nuke you'...........'we can sort this out'. The bodyguards warily put their guns back in their holsters and stepped back a few steps to let the Prez step forward with his hand outstretched towards the rotting and resin covered Ramsis.
Ebikatsu and PR Chick looked at Glyph who was by now weeping on the pavement at the transformation of her idol into her greatest idol of all time.....the GREAT RAMSIS........her eyes sparkled, she reached out her hand to Ramsis........................
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................Meanwhile back at Maccy D's Horus was wrestling with Mango Man who by now had become utterly distraught. For while stretching out his lycra pants in order to inspect the contents of his cod piece, another diner had mistaken it for a waste bin and deposited his leftover meal into his pants. he had let out a loud scream of dismay as he observed the items now in the cod piece, a stone fragment, a half eaten Mac Flurry, two dill pickles and a quarter pound-er. Horus had realised that he must get the stone fragment at all cost as he was rapidly losing the plot and needed to get everyone to Saqqara to continue the search. He had therefore leaped upon Mango Man in a valiant attempt to retrieve it, but thinking that Horus was about to add to the assortment of trinkets within his pants he had put up a bold defence, hence the wrestling match that was now in progress. Hepzi had managed to retrieve the magic carpet and gathered the remainder of the gang aboard just as Horus's hand emerged grasping the fragment....................
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.........she wailed, so Horus attempted to explain. We Brits have what may be described as a lavatorial sense of humour, that means we enjoy jokes that are full of innuendo. Our minds can quickly grasp the double entendre of such works as Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in which 'the wife of Bath' uses the word "queynte" to describe both housework and a part of the female anatony.
If only our American cousins could grasp the humour of Mr's Slocombe in the popular sitcom 'Are you being served?' when she gives her reason for being late for work, "It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soakin' wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left."
Or that wonderful music hall song 'She Sits Among The Cabbages And Peas' we Brits would fall about laughing at such things.
PR looked at Horus "why would she dry her cat in front of the fire?" she asked. At this point Horus tried to think of an American comedian who had made him laugh ............... but he couldn't, did Bob Hope count? probably not as he never made anyone laugh, but Benny Hill, now he was funny. Still struggling with this dilemma Horus woke up! it had all been a bad dream.
The End.
If only our American cousins could grasp the humour of Mr's Slocombe in the popular sitcom 'Are you being served?' when she gives her reason for being late for work, "It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soakin' wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left."
Or that wonderful music hall song 'She Sits Among The Cabbages And Peas' we Brits would fall about laughing at such things.
PR looked at Horus "why would she dry her cat in front of the fire?" she asked. At this point Horus tried to think of an American comedian who had made him laugh ............... but he couldn't, did Bob Hope count? probably not as he never made anyone laugh, but Benny Hill, now he was funny. Still struggling with this dilemma Horus woke up! it had all been a bad dream.
The End.
This has been A SWEATYGROIN PRODUCTION
brought to you by
HEIROGLYPH FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTIONS PLC
Starring in order of least importance but magical acting skills:
EBIKATSU as Mrs Slocombe's pussy
HORUS as The Lone Rangers Horse Tonto
GLYPH as Martha Stewart
ZAHI as THE COOL 'CAT' IN THE HAT
GODDESS as Sophia Loren
PR CHICK as Jerry Lewis
DJ KEEFY as Henry the 8th's sweaty Codpiece
special guest appearance:
His Excellency the Emperor of the USA Mr Barak O' Bamarama
Produced by Rubbing a genie lamp
Directed by Chopin
Written by Chaucer
Screenplay by Abbot and Costello
Special effects by Toyz R Us
Catering by Kairo Koshari Kitchens
Electrician and electrical stunts and effects provided by Cairo Dept of Police interrogation.
Flights arranged by Air France
Soundtrack Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf available from HMV
Personal assistant to Mr Barak O' Bamarama : Sarah Palin
Personal assistant to Mr Zahi Hawass : Adel Iman
Many animals were harmed in the making of this production.
Shot in location in Cairo , Downtown Cairo, Parts of Cairo, The Pyramids Cairo, Mac Donalds Cairo, Outer Cairo, Inner Cairo, The Ring Road Cairo, Swaziland.
MCXVIIIIXIVCCCXIVIVIVIXXXIXC
brought to you by
HEIROGLYPH FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTIONS PLC
Starring in order of least importance but magical acting skills:
EBIKATSU as Mrs Slocombe's pussy
HORUS as The Lone Rangers Horse Tonto
GLYPH as Martha Stewart
ZAHI as THE COOL 'CAT' IN THE HAT
GODDESS as Sophia Loren
PR CHICK as Jerry Lewis
DJ KEEFY as Henry the 8th's sweaty Codpiece
special guest appearance:
His Excellency the Emperor of the USA Mr Barak O' Bamarama
Produced by Rubbing a genie lamp
Directed by Chopin
Written by Chaucer
Screenplay by Abbot and Costello
Special effects by Toyz R Us
Catering by Kairo Koshari Kitchens
Electrician and electrical stunts and effects provided by Cairo Dept of Police interrogation.
Flights arranged by Air France
Soundtrack Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf available from HMV
Personal assistant to Mr Barak O' Bamarama : Sarah Palin
Personal assistant to Mr Zahi Hawass : Adel Iman
Many animals were harmed in the making of this production.
Shot in location in Cairo , Downtown Cairo, Parts of Cairo, The Pyramids Cairo, Mac Donalds Cairo, Outer Cairo, Inner Cairo, The Ring Road Cairo, Swaziland.
MCXVIIIIXIVCCCXIVIVIVIXXXIXC
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