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Male Logic

Post by LovelyLadyLux »

Woman:











Do you drink beer?









Man: Yes









Woman:









How many beers a day?









Man:









Usually about 3









Woman:









How much do you pay per beer?









Man: $5.00 which includes a tip









(This is where it gets scary !)









Woman:









And how long have you been drinking?









Man:









About 20 years, I suppose









Woman:









So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?









Man:









Correct









Woman:









If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past









20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?









Man:









Correct









Woman:









Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting









for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?









Man:









Do you drink beer?









Woman:









No









Man:









Where’s your Ferrari?


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