THE PERFECT HUSBAND

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes' Honey

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like the Leather coat that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much is the Mercedes?'

WOMAN: ' £390,000'

MAN: 'OK,buy it , but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £2,950,000' for it.

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £150,000 if it's really a pretty good price get the house '

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns around and asks:
'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

:)


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Post by Horus »

:))) :))) :))) Good one that :) must admit I only started reading the post because I thought it was about me :P :lol:
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Oh my! :lol::lol::lol:
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