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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God replied "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operations, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance!
Arriving in front of God she demanded, " I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didnt you pull me from the path of the ambulance?"
This week when I go to the USA I've got an optometrist app't to have my eyes checked. I've had the same prescription now with no change to my glasses for probably the past 5 years. Not sure if I'll...
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Well done Grandad. :up
I spent a fortune on prescription glasses when my cataracts were developing - a pair and spare, distance, reading and sunglasses - necessary for working in Egypt.
> Oil Change instructions for Women:
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> 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last
> oil change.
> 2) Drink a cup of coffee.
> 3) 15 minutes later, pay and leave...
Tonight we put our clocks back 1 hour. Seems a very antiquated action and have no idea why we keep doing it as it seems an annoying time waster. I also quite hate changing the time on the car as I...
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I'd be OK living with either and would either wake up earlier or go to sleep later or whatever if I wanted to enjoy sunshine and daylight.
So what are your views on climate change? I am sort of hovering over the whole issue. First of all is there such a thing happening? Is it the result of mans activity, or is it just a natural cycle...
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I get Jayways position and I sometimes subscribe and some times not. I'm really not too worried about ME but I do worry what the children of the future will have to deal and contend with but then...
This past Saturday night - Oct 31st we turned our clocks back 1 hour. Apparently to save daylight! :?
WHO ever invented this idea that turning a clock back by 1 hour saves you daylight? Wish we...
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Ohhhh changing your watch! :? :? Don't get me started on having to change ALL the clocks in the house that need changing AND do I ever remember to change my watch?? Noooooooo cause I rarely wear it...
