Captions Please 2009 No. 3 (Green Version)

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Captions Please 2009 No. 3 (Green Version)

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Post your funny captions....

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Lion behind bars: I told you we should have got a orfi paper.


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This wasn't quite the sort of Lion Bar I meant!
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[face=Comic Sans MS]"Who loves ya baby?"[/face]
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Post by Horus »

Lion:
"Just watch the look on her face when I bite her head off"
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[face=Comic Sans MS]When Juanita heard of the local Lion King she thought one kiss and all her dreams would come true. If only she'd known it was frogs that turned into princes!.[/face]
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Mmm, so what's for desert :P
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[face=Comic Sans MS]Lion - "Yuk! She's been eating those red hot chillie peppers again!"[/face]
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Post by Annekg »

Lion - Not again!!! If I had known that I would have to kiss the audience, I would never have agreed the contract with Barnums ;)
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Post by Karenh »

Lion ~ I wish I hadnt taken the bet but if I close my eyes I can imagine that she has longer hair, a wet nose and was wearing the perfume eau de antelope!
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Post by dab19 »

SHE: "You think it's a lion!....But I know who's inside the skin!!!!"

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