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Post by LovelyLadyLux » Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:21 pm

The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.

There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?

“Fishing”, replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me”.

In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today.

"You're the 8th", replied the old man.



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Re: Irish

Post by Kiya » Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:21 am

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Irish

Post by Grandad » Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:45 am

Very funny.......but who was the smartest? :lol: :lol:
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