If my Body was a Car

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If my Body was a Car

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If My Body Were a Car!

This is just so funny - scary how true it is!!!

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it.

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,either

My Radiator Leaks

or

My Exhaust Backfires!!!


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:lol: :lol: Nice one LLL :up
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Good to have you back LLL :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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