Poor Kate

[LovelyLadyLux]

Seems Kate has gotten caught by a stray gust of wind that blew her skirt up and the nether regions were caught by a paparazzi!! From what I've read she is very angry about this and might sue! EWWWW!!!!

So - she was caught in the all together before sunbathing topless. Now victimized by a gust of wind OR is she being victimized by a photographer who took advantage of an opportunity?

Is this even news worthy?

Should she be upset? Or shrug it off? OR? Or? or?

[Jayway]

Silly bitch .. she chose the life - -

[Horus]

Seen the picture, nice bum, but nothing special
The queen wears dresses weighted at the hem to avoid this sort of thing, so if you are hopping in and out of helicopters without your knickers on what can you expect? Spying with a long range lens is one thing, but everyday travel or getting in or out of a car to attend events demands a bit more thought as to how you are dressed.

[Grandad]

It's those damned M & S thongs, they completely disappear where the sun don't shine

[Horus]

One does have to wonder why they even bother to wear them in the first place, they hardly hide their modesty

[LovelyLadyLux]

Didn't realize she was wearing a thong. Kinda puts a new face on the problem doesn't it!

I knew the queen's gowns/dresses/skirts were weighted so this would never be a problem. Course I can't imagine Queen Elizabeth wearing a thong. Kinda see her in the old cotton sensible bloomers.

Kate on the other hand seems - ohhhh - she seems 'young' and I suppose a slave to fashion I've never even tried thongs myself - just can't imagine they'd be comfortable. Just as soon go Commando if a thong was the only option.

[Horus]

Commando it is then girls myself and Grandad will be keeping a watchful eye on events

[Grandad]

Thongs ain't what they used t'be (with apologies to the late Lionel Bart)

[Choccy]

Did she have a Wedgie Grandad? or was she generally Commando?

[LovelyLadyLux]

At least with a wedgie one can always surreptitiously root about for relief while a self imposed .thong just sits there in a rather permanent posture (so to speak).

I pray I never become so vain as to fall victim to the latest in designer fashion. Also makes me wonder what sort of designer is putting their talents forward or backward via designing these strings of torture.

[Grandad]

Choccy, I cannot claim to be an authority on these matters and have not even seen the unpixelated picture. I believe Horus has so he will be better placed to answer your question.
However I would guess that the 'Royal' bottom is on the small side and certainly no competition for Beyonce or JLo's upon which you could stand a cup and saucer

[Horus]

Yes Choccy the Royal bum was commando inasmuch as nothing else was visible although the presence of a thong no thicker than flossing string may have been a possibility in a well concealed 'wedgie'. As an authority on bums having met many in my life, I would describe it as small, nicely rounded and tanned (not in the spanking sense) and very pert, not that I looked that closely you understand.

[LovelyLadyLux]

"Pert?" What is a pert bum as opposed to a 'non-pert bum?'

[Horus]

Now you really don't want me to go into details do you?

[LovelyLadyLux]

Nooooooooo nooooooooooo nooooooooo probably not

Just imagine - the notoriety of having a royal bum

[Horus]

It was actually her sister Pippa Middleton that had the most talked about bum as many people commented on how great she looked as he walked behind the bride (her sister) at the last royal marriage of William and Kate, some observers even claiming it was a fake bum!
Google the above name for images.

[LovelyLadyLux]

Gossip about a Royal's bum - imagine. And wonder how many people bought newspapers just to read up on the discussion re: Pippa's bum vs Kate's bum. Boggles the mind - but - I guess enquiring minds need to know.

[Jayway]

Hey LLL. a non pert bum is like the Walmart photos ..

[Grandad]

@Jayway
I misread your post at first and for Walmart I read Walnut.

On reflection though, that would fit for some that I see on beaches and around pools.