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Why women are crabby
by LovelyLadyLux » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:07 am
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Didn't write this but found it ........uuuummmmm........interesting :D
l had to share this, it made me laugh out loud
Why Women Are Crabby!
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Horus Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:04 am
Today
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:12 pm
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;) :) :)
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Last post by Kiya Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:55 am
Musings
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:56 pm
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing...
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:lol: :lol: I'm changing my password :up
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Last post by Horus Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:23 pm
Sin
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:59 am
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:42 am
Somethings Explain Themselves
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:43 pm
President Trump should nominate Hillary Clinton for the next opening on the Supreme Court. Then he can finally get her investigated.
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> Jim Comey answered, “I don’t know,” “I don’t recall,” and...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:43 pm
To Laugh or Cry
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:19 pm
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You worry about NDP versus Conservatives, etc, relax, here is your real problem.
In a University Classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be Prime...
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Yeah I guess you do have to always look on the bright side - she had a thought and working mouth ;)
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:26 pm
Car
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:13 pm
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A Car Salesman's Nightmare...
She won't buy a new car until she has worn her old one out and it is still in new condition, after all it is only 85 years old (the car that is, oh, the lady... she's...
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I really loved that car too but can you imagine the gas to mileage ratio? Cost a fortune ;)
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:09 pm
If my Body was a Car
by LovelyLadyLux » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:01 pm
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If My Body Were a Car!
This is just so funny - scary how true it is!!!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model I've got bumps and dents...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:54 am
Guitar and an Airlines
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:55 pm
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Revenge for a Broken Guitar
A musician named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United Airlines.
United apparently damaged his treasured Taylor guitar ($3500) during a flight.
Dave spent...
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Always wonder how airlines got that reputation ;)
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Sat Jun 29, 2019 4:31 pm
Male or Female ???
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:48 pm
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Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything...
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The daughter & son-in-law bought a second small car they call Wanda - just cause the name fit.
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Sat Jun 29, 2019 4:29 pm
Wedding Dress
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:50 pm
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'The Origin of the White Wedding Dress '
IT TOOK A VERY BRAVE MAN TO WRITE THIS ….
A son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white? '
The mother looks at...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:39 am
Brothel Sues a Church
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:52 pm
What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada… Diamond Ds brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:52 pm
Japanese Surrender Site
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:09 pm
JAPANESE Surrender Site Explained
Why did the US choose a US Navy Iowa-class battleship as the location for Japan's surrender in World War 2 even though they were in Tokyo Bay and could have used...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:09 pm
Harley & God
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:06 pm
The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:06 pm
Remember when
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:58 pm
REMEMBER WHEN:
All the girls had ugly gym slips
It took five minutes for the TV to warm up
Nearly everyone's Mum was home when the kids got home from school
Nobody owned a purebred dog
You'd...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:58 pm
Affairs
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:59 pm
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
I've got some bad news You have cancer and you'd best put your affairs in order .
The woman was shocked but managed to compose herself and walk...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:59 pm
You gotta have balls
by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:26 am
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You gotta have balls ……..
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Hilarious LLL :lol: :lol:
But did you catch the bit where he said for 'pubes' over 8 long , they can be sent to a 'Charity, Cocks of Love' :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is it April 1st already? :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Grandad Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:02 pm
Seniors
by LovelyLadyLux » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:12 pm
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Probably a repeat but :D :D :D
SENIOR NIGHT LIGHT DIAGNOSIS
An old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, Larry, everything looks great. How...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:46 am
Today
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:10 pm
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I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 75.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 73.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:52 am
Divorce
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:31 am
Republicans & Democrats
WRITTEN BY A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:31 am
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