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T.V. Subtitles
by Mad Dilys » Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:39 am
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These are two of this morning's TV crop of subtitles.
Stephen Schwartz wrote the lyrics for many musicals including Poker Hunters.
Were you musical from a young age? Did you have a particular...
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Truly always amazing the talents that some people have. Jive dancing to 'vibrations' would be super interesting.
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:34 am
Driver
by LovelyLadyLux » Sun Jan 19, 2020 4:55 pm
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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
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> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:38 am
Hug
by LovelyLadyLux » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:13 am
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:37 am
Advice for Women
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:09 am
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Kiya Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:16 am
Kid to his Mom
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:31 am
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Last post by Grandad Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:10 am
Dog
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:12 am
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When I had my dog he'd be running back and forth between me and the door with his legs crossed. Soon as he'd see the weather the urge to go would suddenly go off him and there were times when he'd...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:58 pm
Chinese
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:08 am
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Grandad - You have the disease of Young No More ;) aka = we're old so aches & pains happen
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:56 pm
Husband
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:10 am
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I'm feeling better as I go down your list LLL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Grandad Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:40 am
Husband & Wife
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:13 am
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Miserable morning here LLL. I needed a laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Grandad Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:10 am
Growing Old
by LovelyLadyLux » Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:33 am
The 16 Commandments of Growing Old
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.
#2 - Consider In Style to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:33 am
Confucius
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:00 pm
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CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY – Some very good and wise words!!
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be ****** off than...
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some good ones there :)
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Last post by Kiya Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:36 am
Irish
by LovelyLadyLux » Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:21 pm
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The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.
There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the...
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Very funny.......but who was the smartest? :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Grandad Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:45 am
Thieves and You
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:49 am
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NOT ALL THIEVES ARE STUPID
1. LONG - TERM PARKING
Some people left their car in the long-term parking at San Jose while away, and someone broke into the car. Using the information on the car's...
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Rotten thieves :xx Hope Louis gets his bike back soon & in one piece :)
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Last post by Kiya Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:28 am
Thoughts
by LovelyLadyLux » Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:01 pm
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Random Thoughts for the Week!!
* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL...
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These two in particular rang bells with me:
WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING. :up
I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER. ;)
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Last post by Grandad Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:00 pm
Canadian Baywatch
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:40 am
For years on TV there was a show called BayWatch where model type Life Guards in tiny bikinis & swim suits saved people from drowning in the oceans.
This is the Canadian version:
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:40 am
The Magic Bank account
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:09 am
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THE AUTHOR IS NOT KNOWN.
IT WAS FOUND IN THE BILLFOLD OF COACH PAUL BEAR BRYANT,
ALABAMA, AFTER HE DIED IN 1982.
The Magic Bank Account
Imagine that you had won the Following *PRIZE* in a...
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Same here - been thinking on it
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:19 pm
Toilets
by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:42 am
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For some reason (hopefully buried deep in my psyche) I find this hilariously funny - OR - maybe I just live in a small small world that highly values toilet humour! :o :o
I also have to say I...
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I found this one hilarious. Set me on a giggle episode for the next 3 times I watched this :)
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:18 pm
Old Age
by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:38 pm
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:38 pm
Brothers
by LovelyLadyLux » Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:38 pm
Three brothers aged 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses.
He yells downthe stairs “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:38 pm
Just for laughs
by Horus » Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:42 pm
A man and a woman travelling on a train and the woman says to the man “every time I see you smile I just want to invite you over to my place” The man is encouraged and says “wow that’s great, are you...
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Last post by Horus Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:42 pm
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